Next match · Premier League · Matchday 11
Newcastle v Arsenal
St James’ Park
Sat 21 Nov
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Kickoff, Tyneside
17:30 GMT
Kickoff, Las Vegas
09:30 PST
Breakfast football. The good kind of hangover.
Add to calendarDay 76
I hate the night.
Eight hours behind. Five thousand miles away. Up at dawn on a Saturday for a club I had no business falling for. A Las Vegas degenerate, becoming a Geordie one week at a time.
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Hoy a sausage roll. Build a Toon Army. Get hyem.
Anyone in the wrong shirt comes with ye. Twenty-four Geordie words on the way, one lad from down the road at the gates. Biggest army at full time goes on the table.
The table · November 2026See the table1st Eli Crenshaw, Alexandria · army 101 · 4:29Homework
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Lessons learned
10 tasks waitingfrom 15 Geordies9 places
I will never be a full Geordie. Nobody from Vegas gets to say that. But every task a Geordie sets me, I do, with a note, a photo, or a video, and I keep count.
- 01
drink a broon ale
Something else— dave
Learned, week 1 · photo
- 02
Go out drinking in The Bigg Market in winter when it’s -2 wearing nothing but a t-shirt, jeans and trainers - true Geordies NEVER wear a coat.
A rule— Lisa B, JesmondUp next
- 03
Watch all of 206 of Alan Shearer’s goals for Newcastle and pick your top 5 with reactions, we’ll tell you if you’re on the money
Something else— Liam, Dad’s from Pont, lifelong fan now in London
Learned, week 4 · reel
The gap
8H BEHIND
Tyneside
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Las Vegas
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The league, one cell a match
Every kickoff10 playedW3 D3 L428 to gonext in blue
Chapters
- Week 1001 post
I hate the night.
- Week 0901 post
Howay the lads.
- Week 0802 posts
The Botman rollercoaster.
- Week 0702 posts
King Kev, the entertainer.
- Week 0602 posts
Goal! is a masterpiece.
- Week 0502 posts
Cardiac arrest.
- Week 0401 post
The legend of Alan Shearer.
- Week 0302 posts
I built a website for this.
- Week 0202 posts
The club noticed.
- Week 0102 posts
Where it starts.